I'm Good With Words

Did you know that there are anti-meme communities? I dunno why, these things pass the time magically.

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

1.Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

Stole this from Brianne.

Put your music on shuffle and answer the question.
Go to the next song for every question.

How does the world see me?
"Limousine" by Brand New.

Will I have a happy life?
"Sure Baby, Hold Back" by Say Anything

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Sweetness" by Jimmy Eat World

How can I make myself happy?
"Birthday Girl" by The Roots

What should I do with my life?
"You Belong To Me" covered by Jason Wade

Will I ever have children?
"Dante's Prayer" by Loreena McKennitt

What is some good advice for me?
"Broken" by Lifehouse

How will I be remembered?
"Dreaming With A Broken Heart" by John Mayer

What is my signature dancing song?
"Never Wanted To Dance" by Mindless Self Indulgence (The only one that kinda makes sense)

What do I think my current theme song?
"Animal" by Mindless Self Indulgence

What do other people think my theme song is?
"Into The Night" by Say Anything

What song will play at my funeral?
"Apple Country" by Mindless Self Indulgence

What type of men/women do I like?
"B.Y.O.B." by System of a Down

What is my day going to be like?
"Lips Of Deceit" by Avenged Sevenfold

1. Reply to this post and I'll assign you a letter.
2. List (and upload, if you feel like it) 5 songs that start with that letter.
3. Post them to your journal with these instructions. 

winterskiescommanded me to use "C".

Uno. Mindless Self Indulgence- "Cocaine and Toupees"
Dos. The Beatles- "Come Together"
Tres. Say Anything- "Colorblind"
Quatro. The Hush Sound- "Carry Me Home"
Cinco. Damien Rice- "Cold Water"

 



I had recently come back home from a friend's house back in CT and he home was locted right smack in the middle of the fucking woods. I was chillin' on the couch, watching something on TV, when I see what I think is hair on the side of my face. I casually swipe it away and the "hair" jumps onto my arm. As it crawls away, I realize it's a big ass Daddy Longlegs. So I freak the FUCK out, swipe him off my arm and continue to go bat shit. On top of it, the little bitch bit me one the face. (And no, Daddy Longlegs are not the most poisionous spider in the world. It has been proven.)

 1. Who was the last person you yelled at? My mother as per usual.
2. Who was the last person you kissed? One is the loneliest number...Brianne...
3. What was the last memorable book you read? "A Lion's Tale: Around The World In Spandex" by Chris Jericho. That man is as talented as he is sexy.
4. When did you last dance? I don't dance.
5. What's the last thing you want to hear from your parents? I'm not too sure, but it's bound to be something biblical. 
6. When did you last go for a walk in the park? I don't think I've ever been to a park in Florida soo...about three years ago? 
7. When did you last do your ironing? Ironing is over-rated.
8. When was the last time you smiled all day? April 6th. Two year anni. wiI went to see SAy Anything that day.
9. What color of socks do you normally wear? I'm in FL too, Brianne and I wear black socks.
10. Did you ever attend a private school? Nope.
11. Do you like stuffed animals? From time to time.
12. Have you ever smashed pumpkins? I want to make a Smashing Pumpkins joke here, but I can't seem to think of anything.
13. Can you quote Shakespeare? *clears throat*
     "To Bait fish withal
       It Will feed nothing, it will feed my Revenge
       He  hath disgraced me
       And hindered me half a million
       Laughed at my losses, mocked at my gains
       Cooled my friends and heated mine enemies
       And what is his reason?
       I am a Jew
       Hath Not a Jew eyes!?
       Hath not a Jew hands,...affections, dimensions, passion!?
       If You prick us, do with not bleed?
       If you tickle us, do we not laugh?
       If You poison us, do we not die?"
That's all I can remember, though I think I fucked up somewhere in there.
14. Do you like playing baseball? Only because I'm good at it...sometimes... 
15. Are you a neat freak? PSH, NO.
16. What is the worst injury you have ever given someone? When I was five years old, a next door neightbor kid pissed me off. So I took one of those small, sharp gardening shovels and threw it at her. It hit her in the forehead. My parents made me apologize, but I didn't mean it.
17. Do you ever eat lemons plain? I don't think I've ever been in the same room with a lemon. 
18. Have you ever fired a gun? WATER gun. 
19. Do you own any knee-high boots? FUCK YEAH, I do. I wear 'em every chance I get.
20. Do you like swimming in lakes? I don't know how to swim, but I stand in a lake from time to time.
21. Have you ever streaked at a football game or any other public event? Um, NO.
22. What is you favorite gemstone? Aquamarine, only because it's my birthstone 
23. Have you gone on many blind dates? Never.
24. Has someone done something extra nice for you? I'm pretty sure, though I don't have any evidence to back this theory.
25. Did you have a crush on any of you teachers? Eh...nah, all my teachers were a lot older than I was. Granted when I was 12, 30 was old.
26. Have you ever been lost in a bad part of a city? Nope,
27. Would you rather have a mint or fruit flavored gum? Mint.
28. Do you have road rage? Yes,. I don't even drive and I have road rage.
29. Do you ever eat food right out of cans or jars? Mmmm, peanut butter...
30. Has your mind ever gone blank? Eh, not really.
31. Have you ever met anyone interesting at the laundry mat? Is think the question is "Have you ever BEEN to a laundrymat?"
32. Are you kind? If I like you
33. Would you give a needy person the shirt off your back? If they need a shirt, they should fucking ask me. I'd buy them one. 
34. Do you have any beanie babies? I looked at the question really quick and I thought it said "Do you want babies?".  The answer to that question is "Only Matt Hardy's". 
35. Would you rather be hot or cold? Cold, motherfucker..
36. Is the glass half full, or empty? Emtpy, becasue I'd rink. Don't let drinks go to waste, you pig.
37. Do you exercise or work out regularly? Only at school
38. Could you kill if your life was threatened? People know better than to threaten me.

XXX

20 years ago I was not even in existence.
15 years ago I was probably hiding under my bed.
10 years ago I was finding ways to not go to church.
5 years ago I was wanting to beat the shit out of my mother.
1 year ago I was in the hospital with pneumonia.
1 week ago I was wasting my time.
1 day ago I was napping and mentally kicking myself.
1 day from now I will talking to Brianne, via IM.
1 week from now I will hopefully have have a job.
1 year from now I will be in Jacksonville, still in disblief that I'm actually there.
5 years from now I will be knowing what the fuck I really wanna do with my life/
10 years from now I will be freaking out that I'm almost thirty.
15 years from now I will be owning my own bar/club.
20 years from now I will be wondering how the hell I got to where I am.

 

"Nothing Is More Depressing Than Seeing That You Have Only One Blank Sheet Of Paper In Your Notebook At The Beginning Of The School Day"
           ~my friend, Jesus

Amen, brother.

...

...no, not that Jesus. 

A different one.

Bre came up with this idea to post the best opening lyrics of songs. It's pretty nifty so play along if you dare. repost 'em on your own journal.

1. Knock, Knock Mr. Rogers. It's Mr. McFeelie. I Brought You A Letter, Speedy Delivery.

2. Love Of Mine, Some Day You Will Die.

3. Pepsi-Cola Sucks, It Tastes Like Fucking Shit. Flush It Down The Toilet And Get Rid Of It

4. You Say You Hate The Shade Of My Face For My Father's Sharecrops, But My People Were Slaves Before Yours Invented Hip-Hop.

5. Fuck Living, Fuck Dying, Fuck Laughing, Fuck Crying, Fuck This Song, But Mostly Fuck You.

6. There's This Girl I Don't Know Comes By Every Year Or So And If I Get The Mail Before My Mom Then I Will Stay Out Of Trouble

7. Please, Leave All Overcoats, Canes And Top Hats With The Doorman.

8. I Am He As You Are He As You Are Me And We Are All Together.

9. You Think I'm Cute, I Know I'm Sexy

10. What Is This Song All About? Can't Figure Any Lyrics Out How Do The Words To It Go? I Wish You'd Tell Me, I Don't Know

 

Greetings.

Ever have one of those days where you want to take someone's face and smash it through a TV? Yeah, well this is one of those days and that person in my mom.

She pisses me off so much sometimes I want to put my head inside of a microwave and repeated want to slam the door. Every time me or any of my six million sisters have a problem and we tell her, she laughs. I mean, CRACKS the fuck up. I understand laughing at other people's pain, but even I have a limit. She says she doesn't understand why I don't talk to her, but every time I do, she'll start giggling at me. I just want to scream and pull out my hair.

Despite that, I've been in an okay mood lately. Life wouldn't allow this to continue, so I start reading 1984 by George Orwell. George (Since we're so tight, I'm on a first name basis with him) wrote this book in the late 1940's. It is what he thought the year 1984 would be like. Basically the government is controlling everything and you could even get arrested for thinking poorly of "Big Brother". The English language is diminishing, the past is being re-written repeatedly to suit what "Big Brother" wants, and there are two minute periods of time that are specifically used to hate people. Though it is a VERY good book so far, it pisses me off.

So, I naturally watch The Lord of the Flies movie. The urge to lunge myself at the screen during English class was quite great. I'm surprised that people's inhumanity still shock me. The shit people put each other through. This is why I prefer not to be bothered.

But I have a question to ask...well...anyone who might come across this. Tell me, do you really think that human nature is essentially evil? Or do you think that we are essentially good? I would really hear what you like to say.

Till we meet again, I will be plotting my sweet revenge.

       Today I was contemplating worst fears in nature. I don't mean anyone dying or myself dying or any of my worst (if HIGHLY unlikely) fears; which are:

     1. Killer Clowns
     2. Killer Dummies
     3. Zombie Invasion
     (And I don't care what you say, needles are pretty fucking scary. That is a legitimate fear)

       I realized what my worst fear in nature was while I was in Marine Science. While we are studying marine mammals, I glanced at the biggest living animal; the Blue Whale. (Granted it is not the biggest living THING. I'm pretty sure it's some sort of mushroom.) I imagined myself scuba diving in the ocean, swimming around happily in the big blue. I turn around and BOOM, that scary ass motherfucker is right in my face. I do most sincerely believe I would have shat a cement block. I mean, come ON, that fucker is like a fucking skyscraper. I'd probably drown 'cause I would have passed out.

     Also on the subject of fish, I have discovered that I am Aquaman. Walking by the fish tank, the fish start following me around. I stop and watch this. A bozo walks by (I.e. a sibling) and the fish do nothing. I walk by again and they follow me. So I place my hands out in front of me and say, "COME TO ME, MY MINONS!" and all the fucking fish gather in front of my hands. I move to a different part of the tank and say, "COME TO ME, CHILDREN OF THE DEEP!" and they follow me again. This happens several more times.

I'm a fish whisper.

But I prefer Aquaman.

So come to me with all your fishy needs.

        After having a very odd dream about CM Punk chasing a friend of mine (you know who you are) and Matt Hardy and a machine gun that shot out candy, I got up and got ready for school for the first time in about a week. I guess that's what happens when you lose your voice. I walked past the fish tank just outside my room and I figured, it being 6:30 in the morning, I'd watch the fish sleep since I have never seen them sleep before. It was very weird.
      Contrary to Disney films, fish do not have eyelids. Watching their pale yellow faces stare at me as the floated in the middle of the tank, fins moving softly, faces blank was a little peaceful and scary all at once. So, naturally, I shook the tank. I think I might have killed a few of them. I also realized that something might be very wrong with me.